TIME TO SMILE

Sunday school teacher asked her class, “What was Jesus’ mother’s name?”

One child answered, “Mary.”
The teacher then asked, “Who knows what Jesus’ father’s name was?” 

A little kid said, “Verge.”
Confused, the teacher asked, “Where did you get that?”
The kid said, “Well, you know, they are always talking about Verge n’ Mary.”

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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, “That preacher said he wants us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay with you and Mum.”

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I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord’s Prayer for several evenings at bedtime.
She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.
Finally, she decided to go solo.
I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer:
“Lead us not into temptation,” she prayed, “but deliver us from E-mail

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One particular four-year-old prayed, “And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to Church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

One Bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

“If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus!”

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A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, “Dear, would you like to say the blessing?”

“I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied.

“Just say what you hear Mummy say,” the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, “Lord, why on earth did I invite these people to dinner?”